Queen Jai

thisiswherelifegetsgood:

girls be careful with SoyMilk, there are some negative side effects that doctors are releasing about SoyMilk. I’ve been drinking SoyMilk for 19 years and haven’t had many of the “claimed” side effects, but my OBGYN and Doctor have told me that women that do drink SoyMilk have a higher risk of diseases, check it out, google it and see for yourself.

thisiswherelifegetsgood:

these foods take more energy to burn off then they give to your body, eat as much as you want!!

Alfre Woodard gives me life!

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bwahaha

I <3 Pam!

fuckyeahdementia:

i got 1990s problems

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dearjbp:

Dear JB,

You’ll never remember meeting Honey, but you would have loved her. 

Today, Honey died (she was hit by a car while she enjoyed running across the street, as she did often) and Honey was our dog for 3 great years (and around for your 1st year almost exactly).  We’re still mourning her, but I wanted to make sure you  read about her cause you well… won’t remember her.

Honey was the SWEETEST dog but she was scared of you. You were a little rough with her because you didn’t know better, but she still gave you licks, watched over you from the couch and played with you occasionally (see the video previously posted). She never got sick, she didn’t shed much and no one was allergic to her.  She was friendly and would go up to just about anyone — to the point I was scared that she would be stolen. You used to even try to share her food, which I had to retrieve from your hands and your mouth a few times. :o/

She even was great with other dogs…until she reached the age of 1 year and began pinning smaller dogs at Doggy Daycare, causing her to be expelled. :)

I’m typing this with tears in my eyes cause you’ll never experience her snuggle and you won’t ever get to feed her again (which you started doing from your high chair), and I’ll always regret not doing more to protect her — but she loved running around and it was when she was most happiest.

I don’t know if I can go through this again with another dog so I’m unsure if we’ll own another one, but I wanted you to know that at one point you had a dog - and she was a beauty.

Love,

Mom

My thug is all gone. Prayers to Ambz, J, and JB. Lemme go hug all my animals. Losing fur babies is tough. They are family too.

queen-haq:

Cheeky bastards.

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mia-the-wonder-slut:

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

This is brilliant.

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amazingxmen:

“What do you think of Wolverine?”

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